Two Reagan-Era Jokey Sayings

Spent the weekend at a conference that included a couple of semi-old movement conservatives. During discussions at different points they reminded the group of two Reagan-era jokes-with-a-point.

The first takes aim at activist government. It goes that the standing order to executive agencies during the Reagan administration was: "Just don't do something, stand there!"

The other is darker, but still funny: "Why do we need more missiles? We haven't used the ones we already got!"